Welcome to The Kennel
"Iron and Bone" Metalfest
EAT, DRINK, UNLEASH!!!
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Brutal groove metal tearing down the main stage at midnight.
Exclusive meet and greet session at the VIP tent.
Setting the tone with relentless double-bass and heavy chugs.
Half-pound black angus, pepper jack, jalapeños, and blazing hot BBQ sauce on a charcoal bun. Served with Mayne's Alpha Butter Croissant.
Loaded fries with pulled pork, liquid cheese, and crispy onions.
2 Half-pound black angus patties, Mosh-Pit Fries & Mac-Salad w/ Mayne's Signature Secret Houze Hot Sauce.
Giant Crimson Dogs.
Pepperoni, liquid cheese, mushrooms and crispy bacon and onions.
Loaded with the works and crispy onions.
Extremely HOT Chili.
Fresh vegatablez from the Verdant Remedy Gardenz of the Hollow.
A brutal, unadulterated triple-shot of pure black espresso. No sugar, no cream—just the raw, unfiltered adrenaline Mayne needs to lead the pack and hold the line.
A rapid-fire, thrash-inspired quadruple espresso shot spiked with a dash of ghost pepper extract. It is fast, aggressive, and takes absolutely no prisoners. Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot.
A sludgy, ultra-thick French press roast with a heavy doom-metal profile. It is pitch black, thick as motor oil, and strong enough to wake the dead. Barking and Howling.
A highly caffeinated, hyper-focused dark roast designed to keep Eric "Oracle" Seer wired and calculating every angle of the streets. It features sharp, complex notes of chicory and black walnut.
A surprisingly smooth, subtly spiced vanilla and cardamom latte. It goes down quiet and easy, but the caffeine hits with a sudden, silent precision.
Just a heavy-hitting, spiked malt tea fermented right here in the underground. Warped Leaf goes down dangerously smooth and kicks like a steel-toe boot. A gritty, high-octane spiked sweet tea brewed with dark tea leaves and a splash of sour lemon. It is famously flat, completely devoid of carbonation, making it a fast-drinking staple for the crew when they need to take the edge off.
Steeped for 24 hours in the darkest corners of the Houze, this high-gravity cold brew is served over crushed ice and delivers a sub-zero shock to the system.
A heavily chilled concoction of bitter dark chocolate and robust coffee. It is the go-to liquid fuel for long, grueling tactical sessions in the bunker.
Support our local charity partner. Tickets are $5 each or 5 for $20. The winner takes half the pot.
Every VIP ticket gets an automatic entry into the main drawing for a signed custom guitar.
The first 100 people through the gates at The Kennel receive exclusive Iron and Bone Metalfest merch.
"Surviving the grid takes more than just armor and attitude. When the dust settles and the amps stop screaming, you need fuel that hits just as hard as the streets do.
This broadcast from the Doggz Houze is brought to you by Warped Leaf Brew.
Look for the bruised purple leaf on the hazard-yellow can with WARPED slashed down the side. No carbonation. No corporate oversight. Just a heavy-hitting, spiked malt tea fermented right here in the underground.
Whether you're holding the line with the crew, burning bud in the office while you compile the code to bypass the city's mainframe, or throwing elbows in the pit at the Iron and Bone Metalfest... Warped Leaf goes down dangerously smooth and kicks like a steel-toe boot.
Warped Leaf Brew. Don't just hydrate. Get Warped."
